Да ладно!

Maybe you think air-skating is cool and dangerous.
If so, then maybe you should get a more watered down and less extreme product line.
Because Да ладно! products are just as the name says... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. If you are looking for warp grade hover bikes, Да ладно! If you are looking for energy drinks that make time feel like it is standing still, Да ладно! If you want a suit that will allow a HALO drop from space that then opens into a high velocity glider, Да ладно! If you have your mind spliced into a drone body so that you can experience bunji-jumping into a erupting volcano...

Да ладно!